we have them all acting like the sickest beat is going to drop
then there’s typical sokratis having no idea whats going on
you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game
this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d